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The Official Guide to Christmas in the South: Or, If You Can't Fry It, Spraypaint It Gold – A Humorous Guide to Holiday Etiquette and Southern Style

The Official Guide to Christmas in the South: Or, If You Can't Fry It, Spraypaint It Gold

Penned By David C. Barnette
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The Official Guide to Christmas in the South: Or, If You Can't Fry It, Spraypaint It Gold – A Humorous Guide to Holiday Etiquette and Southern Style

The Official Guide to Christmas in the South: Or, If You Can't Fry It, Spraypaint It Gold

Penned By David C. Barnette
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"No place celebrates Christmas like Dixie, and with this charming, humorous guide, anyone can learn how to deck the halls, Southern style"It's the one time of the year when both the divine and debutantes take center stage in a perfect storm of hot glue and cheese grits: Christmas. But successfully navigating through the holiday season can be more complex than Santa's midnight journey. There are pitfalls hotter than any chimney -- and social situations more slippery than any roof! But now "The Official Guide to Christmas in the South" has arrived to reveal the finer and sometimes unspoken details of Dixie etiquette.Perfect for a true Southerner's coffee table or an imposter's survival guide, "The Official Guide to Christmas in the South" is the gift that will keep on regifting season after season.

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Released November 1, 2005
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