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I Need a New Butt!

I Need a New Bum!

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Overview: A young boy suddenly notices a big problem — his butt has a huge crack! So he sets off to find a new one. Will he choose an armor-plated butt? A rocket butt? A robot butt? Find out in this quirky tale of a tail, which features hilarious rhymes and delightful illustrations.

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Published September 1, 2012
ISBN 21975813
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Dawn McMillan is a writer and avid reader based in the Pacific Northwest. Before pursuing writing full-time, they spent over a decade working in education. When not working on their next book, Dawn McMillan can usually be found hiking with their dog or trying out new coffee shops in their neighborhood.

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